thanks for the watch

Heya!
Thanks a BUNCH for the watch!
It means a whole lot!

(( It took me 2 fucking hours but I made it for you! PLEASE pass it on to homestucks and make ist a thing o3o))

Sup, yo yo.

Name's Dave, Dave strider.
Have you ever met some one Finer?

I rap like A God, there's no tellin'
what rhyme I'll drop even if I ain't spellin' (It right)

You're just jealous, come on fella's.
Let's go save the trolls universes

(what what)

Okay, Karkat's cool.
He's a pretty mean dude.
But everybody knows he cares about us all
even though we're all dyin'
you don't see him cryin'
cuz' he's chill, Yo, like me.

Aradia's smart, she knows when we will die.
but still, that hot ram-horned girl is pretty fly.
She's totally boss
though she knows the cost
of riskin' her life for us all

hey hey now listen up suckers, you better not be hatin'
on the T-Dog,
his rhymes are Dope as fuck.
And he can burn you with his sick fires,
fight him and your outa luck
but Tavros is cool, sometimes he's a nerd.
He's a good friend but sucks at bein' a troll-ER

Yo, so Sollux is cool and maybe he's smart.
but when he eats honey he blows buildings apart
he killed his girlfriend
and went into depression
but i swear in the end
it was worth the confliction

Nepeta's a cat
Dude, I'm cool with that.
but this kitties got claws
and she's not afraid to us em'
and she's got a STRONG friend so man; don't abuse 'er

(aww hell nahh)

hey Kanaya's no fool
she'll suck the life outta you
she might be classy
but she's gotta dark side
she'll take her chainsaw and slice you in two
(Like ampora)
She's in love with Rose and that isn't a problem
even though I know it made John
hit rock bottom.

(Not like he had a chance.)
(ooohh, Suck it, Egbert!)

Now, outta the 12
TZ is the best
she might be blind, but this Blind Justice will put you
under arrest.
She's not scared of what goes bump in the night,
and if it's the spider bitch?
Yo, you're rarin' for a fight.
She can't drive the cop car
but don't fucking judge her.
because this Rap master is gonna be her chauffeur

(ohhh yeahhh)

Vriska, man, don't get me started.
She cheats at this Flarp game.
That's so retarded!
She stole a cue ball
from the white text guy
when she was playing with Tav she made that
pupa fly.
She made sol kill AA, and yeah that's not too fine.
but she blinded TZ and that's crossin' the line.
So when this badass dude gets another chance.
he'll murder that bitch with T-dog's sweet Lance.

(I mean it fucker)

Now let me get started, with sayin' this threat.
Don't mess with that brawny dude when he sweats.
He gets into a fit, of pure souless rage
and fucking destroys shit and puts you in a daze
Other than that, Eq is still creepy as fuck.
Have you seen his room?
if you have is must suck.
Don't get me started about those creepy ass posters.
I think i may be terrified of horses.

Eridan? psshh I can't rap about him.
so I'll make this verse pretty slim.
He's sort've a Douche
if you get that fish mad
you have a cooked goose
he's not foever alone
so stop with that shit
he only has no friends
because he threw a fit.
(Shit, that was terrible.)

Gamzee, mah maaan!
he's the best clown there is
even though sometimes he flips his shit.
When he does it's because there's no more sopor
and Karkat's Shoosh paps are the only cure.
He's supposed to be a highblood but he ain't uptight
he thinks parties and noise, is fuckin' alright!

Feferi, the princess, has a pink blood color
despite bein' cute, she's a squid culler.
People ship her with KK
and yo that is whack.
because if she invited him over
she'd never want him back
to her castle under the sea
where her Lusus eats tons and
the water is free.

I know seeing how awesome i am mades you glad
but please send this to 5 dudes to tell them you're rad.

PIECE

thanks for the watch!